Trouble...

*sigh*… you know you’re in trouble when:

• 8 shots of whisky is only giving you a slight buzz
• you’re lying in bed, unable to sleep cos you didn’t go out or hit the bar that night
• you find yourself giving up trying to sleep after lying in bed for a couple of hours and end up sitting at the kitchen counter with a drink in hand at 3am on a weekday
• you’re sleeping like a baby within minutes after lying in bed wide awake for the past couple of hours… simply cos you had a single bottle of beer or glass of whisky or wine at 3am on a weekday
• you realize that your extensive collection of wine and liquor has dwindled drastically over the past couple of months
• most of the people with you at the bar is high or tipsy and you’re maybe getting a slight buzz
• you’re downing the glass even when no one is forcing you to
• you’re finishing your 3rd shot and the others are just about through with their first
• after visiting 3 bars, it’s still not midnight yet on a weekday

Anybody have the contact to AA? But then again, do people go to AA when they can't get drunk? Maybe this short attention span is a good thing after all... I get bored well before I get drunk.